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I want BROWN!

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 2:41 am
by Dorugami
This is just me being silly, if you were expecting something else, I apologize in advance :p

It's been bugging me since I've dipped my hands in a pile of lovely villager soup, why do farmers want BROWN wool specifically? It's so pointed that they want brown wool. Why not green, you picky peasant bastard? I bet you'd look dashing in a set of green robes. Plus it gets you in touch with your outer greenness.

Any ideas guys? Is it some sort of inside joke I'm missing?

Re: I want BROWN!

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 3:17 am
by FlowerChild
What's wrong with brown?

Re: I want BROWN!

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 8:57 am
by Gilberreke
Brown is the new black, which is, coincidentally, the new brown.

If they accept green though, I demand it be made of people.

Re: I want BROWN!

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 5:11 pm
by Dorugami
Now see there'd be little balance to be had in trading for green people, there's just too many of them to have any real value!

@FC I dunno, nothing wrong with it...per se. You may have designed it around the relative ease at which brown wool can be obtained for a level 1 trade...or it may have devious and hilarious pretenses similar to Gimped Butcher but hitherto unimplemented! I don't know! But I do know my farmers' quarters are getting...refurbished.

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Now what to do with my kinky butcher...