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Funny amazon reviews

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I just saw this on my Facebook and thought that it was quite funny.

I thought a few of you might appreciate it too :)


http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571- ... roduct_top
Scroll down to the comments :)
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Angle is wrong.
I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.
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Once I figured out I had to peel the banana before using - it works much better.
Ordering one for my nephew who's in the air force in California. He's been using an old slinky to slice his banana's. He should really enjoy this product!

hahahahaha, man some of those were funnier then i was expecting, good find! :p
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Best Amazon reviews I've read are for the Veet hair removal cream for men, got hours of entertainment reading them :)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-R ... ewpoints=1

Think that's the right link.

Edit: its the .co.uk site.
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My favorite is 55 gallon barrel of lube (lube pump included):
http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-W ... B005MR3IVO.
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Hehe, I love these. The snark off of the 'Huge Ships' one is great.

http://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships- ... 0870334336

And thank you, Pucc. I haven't seen the Veet one before now. My sides are bleeding.
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Ferrus.Manus wrote:My favorite is 55 gallon barrel of lube (lube pump included):
http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-W ... B005MR3IVO.
Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55 Gallon drum of Lube.
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Thank you! I can't tell you how awesome those were. I now have an extreme pain in my jaw. Thank you!
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Pucc wrote:%Veet stuff%
I needed my wife's inhaler after that one.
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