New forum policy: human sacrifice

[FlowerChild]

So, in order to satiate my ever growing thirst, I've decided to implement a new forum policy...

Weekly human sacrifice.

What I will do is each week present you with a list of forum members, and you will be able to select whom to throw into the volcano to appease your dark god.

Let the festivities commence!

[bmanfoley]

Oh my. I think I like this idea. So it shall be, my lord!

[odranoel]

about time! :p

in the words of George Carlin, "whens the last time we burned someone at the stake? its been to long!"

[FlowerChild]

By responding to this thread you have reserved your place in the next poll.

Your selflessness shall not be forgotten.

[The Phoenixian]

So one question: Given that lava is often repurposed (in some circles) as a much sought after deathtrap mechanism. And given that a Volcano is pretty much a to die kill for secret base.

Is being thrown in a punishment or a reward?

[BinoAl]

I approve of this thread.
EDIT: You know... We could just sacrifice all 3 :)

[FlowerChild]

EDIT: You know... We could just sacrifice all 3 :)

In the case of a tie...

[Sarudak]

I don't like this policy... Don't we ban enough people here? :P

[morvelaira]

Who said we were banning? We're actually looking to tear still beating hearts out and throw all to the volcano. :P

[FlowerChild]

I don't like this policy... Don't we ban enough people here? :P

There are never enough.

[Sarudak]

Who said we were banning? We're actually looking to tear still beating hearts out and throw all to the volcano. :P

Oh ok... Well if that's all it is then I'm cool with it... :D

[simanick]

is it bad this makes me think of trial by water with soulforged steel boots and an ocean?

edits: i am a moron and to tired to type logical sentences.

[Kazuya Mishima]

[CycloneSP]

Hnnnnn... I dunno about this. Am I allowed to vote? Does my vote even matter? And what would the implications be if I vote for myself?


Ah screw it. I give up! Take me, I have angered you in your update epic thread, now I must atone for what I have done. May my screams of greatest fiery pain bring forgiveness.

[CueballSWR]

thats the spirit

[Husbag3]

I don't like this policy... Don't we ban enough people here? :P

Anyway, sacrifice implies that it is for a reason...

[Hotshot]

Who needs reason when you have a great new signature (with a minor guilty adjustment). So what time is the sacrifice taking place this week anyway? Left my cloak with menacing spikes of hood at the dry cleaners

[Elevatator]

Anyway. If you do sacrificing, you can´t say anymore that you have always a nearly understandable reason to ban someone.
Banning somenone for fun, is not nearly a reason.

[Battosay]

... oO
Nope.

[Elevatator]

Then I don´t know what I´ve seen, and should stop playing Minecraft drunken mode alcohole free. (just FOV max and [F8])

[Splee999]

Hmm... I think this new policy is to fill the gap in Flower's ban quota left by the sudden dry spell in the suggestion forums.

[Stormweaver]

For what it's worth, the poll's leader isn't exactly undeserving of the ban. You know, what with the constant failed suggestions and inability to take a hint about them.

This is just trial by jury under a more entertaining name, so I'll support it.

[Syruse]

Am I the only one that thought of Indiana Jones when they read the title?

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[STrRedWolf]

*shows up in a wetsuit, snorkel, and yellow duck style ring floatie* I'm for all three!

[Blazara]

.....*Sharpens pitchfork*.... So... when are we getting witch hunts into this?