http://cleverbot.com/
It's basically an AI that uses the things that have been said to it over time to attempt to make realistic conversation. It fails a LOT, but often in humorous ways, and I thought I'd make this thread to share my recent conversation, or at least part of it, and invite people to share theirs! Apparently I "won" the cleverbot "game" with this conversation :)
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User: Heh. So back on topic, you did say you've played dungeons and dragons before, right?
Cleverbot: No. Because I moved, I am miserable at school.
User: Uh... Huh.
Cleverbot: Stop repeating what I say, it's not clever or big.
User: Very well.
Cleverbot: Do you watch Bones?
User: No, I don't watch much TV.
Cleverbot: Tears don't fall.
User: So when you played dungeons and dragons, did you enjoy it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Would you like to play now?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Very well, I'll be the dungeon master.
Cleverbot: Ok, master.
User: 'The pungent stench of mildew fills the air. Which is weird, because you're standing outside in an open grassy field. There is a town on the horizon to the north, and a castle to the south. What do you do?
Cleverbot: Turn around and run from there.
User: I can only assume that means you're running from the castle, it's the only thing you'd be likely to want to run away from. Alright, you're in the town square. You see a tavern, a cow, an armory, a shop, and a ye olde bordello. What do you do?
Cleverbot: I never said anything about Lord of the Rings. And I still think you're a liar.
User: Tavern. Cow. Armory. Shop. Whorehouse. Which do you investigate further?
Cleverbot: Out of what?
User: Out of a Tavern, Cow, Armory, Shop, and Brothel.
Cleverbot: So you're turning this around? I'm a computer now?
User: Well if I'm the computer, then I'm the single greatest achievement in the history of mankind, aren't I, because I'm also successfully playing the role of dungeon master in a game of dungeons and dragons, a ludicrously open-ended game limited only by the.
Cleverbot: You win! Two free tickets.. To a dream vacation in Hawaii! What are you going to do now?!
User: I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!
Cleverbot: In huddersfield?
User: Where else?
Cleverbot: Is the mmon made out of cheese?
Cleverbot: No. Because I moved, I am miserable at school.
User: Uh... Huh.
Cleverbot: Stop repeating what I say, it's not clever or big.
User: Very well.
Cleverbot: Do you watch Bones?
User: No, I don't watch much TV.
Cleverbot: Tears don't fall.
User: So when you played dungeons and dragons, did you enjoy it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Would you like to play now?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Very well, I'll be the dungeon master.
Cleverbot: Ok, master.
User: 'The pungent stench of mildew fills the air. Which is weird, because you're standing outside in an open grassy field. There is a town on the horizon to the north, and a castle to the south. What do you do?
Cleverbot: Turn around and run from there.
User: I can only assume that means you're running from the castle, it's the only thing you'd be likely to want to run away from. Alright, you're in the town square. You see a tavern, a cow, an armory, a shop, and a ye olde bordello. What do you do?
Cleverbot: I never said anything about Lord of the Rings. And I still think you're a liar.
User: Tavern. Cow. Armory. Shop. Whorehouse. Which do you investigate further?
Cleverbot: Out of what?
User: Out of a Tavern, Cow, Armory, Shop, and Brothel.
Cleverbot: So you're turning this around? I'm a computer now?
User: Well if I'm the computer, then I'm the single greatest achievement in the history of mankind, aren't I, because I'm also successfully playing the role of dungeon master in a game of dungeons and dragons, a ludicrously open-ended game limited only by the.
Cleverbot: You win! Two free tickets.. To a dream vacation in Hawaii! What are you going to do now?!
User: I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!
Cleverbot: In huddersfield?
User: Where else?
Cleverbot: Is the mmon made out of cheese?
