Why its (probably) awesome to be my girlfriend.

[Panda]

So today my sweet lady was playing my minecraft world for about 4 hours gathering gold, iron and diamonds. She then asked me too cook her something potato-ish with some alcohal on the side for lunch. So iron chef panda worked her magic!

I cooked indian potato curry with chickpeas, onions, garlic, ginger, peas and pan fired tofu simmered in a coconut sauce with curry powder, garma masala and turmeric. With a side of colcannon with is an Irish pub classic consisting of buttermilk mashed potatos with slowcooked cabbage mixed in and garnished with scallions. Her drink was Irish Scailtin (Irish milk punch in america) which is a hot whiskey, ginger,and Irish cream liquor.

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I also forgot to take a pic of the Scailtin so heres a generic picture

This is a sunday lunch, and this is why its awesome to be Panda's Girlfriend!

Edit: I was later rewarded with epic sexy time. :3

[embirrim]

Wow. I am hungry now. Good job.
Also, I've got to get my girlfriend to collect resources. That sounds cool =D

[Urian]

Looks and sounds delicious!

Now I'm hungry again...

[finite8]

Pics or it didn't happen ;-)

[MoRmEnGiL]

Screw pics, vid or it didn't happen :P

Actually, my gf often gathers up wood for me when I'm not around, which is epic because it usually means around 30 stacks of logs for zero work :P

[Ribky]

It probably is pretty awesome being your girlfriend... curry and booze... yum...

I need you to give my wife some tips so that it would be more awesome (probably) to be her husband.

[FaceFoiled]

That looks yummy!!!

[Panda]

Guys click spoilers there is pics.... :3 silly boys

[Catox]

Guys click spoilers there is pics.... :3 silly boys

It's the reward they're talking about ;)

[Panda]

Guys click spoilers there is pics.... :3 silly boys

It's the reward they're talking about ;)

you naughty lil scamp you.

[daveboy2000]

open a restaurant :D

[Panda]

open a restaurant :D

No my cooking is only for my lady and close friends. : )

[Rasuth]

Wow, I fancy myself a decent cook, but you just blew me out of the water there, Panda.

Also way to make me feel bad for being born a boy... I will never be your girlfriend and get such an epic meal.

On a more serious, less creepy note: Don't let my girlfriend read that. Like ever.

[rhacer]

I love cooking curry. This looks amazing. Well done.

[Panda]

Wow, I fancy myself a decent cook, but you just blew me out of the water there, Panda.

Also way to make me feel bad for being born a boy... I will never be your girlfriend and get such an epic meal.

On a more serious, less creepy note: Don't let my girlfriend read that. Like ever.

Aww dont say guys cant cook as well as women, i learned from my father, he would get baked and drunk and cook epic meals half out of his mind lol, hes a much better cook then i am. : )
Besides im the one with penis envy. :D
I wanna be a Bro.

Edit: and in terms of the drink making that's because i come from my fathers side which by blood line makes
me a professional alcoholic.
not to mention i drink like a one eyed sailor! XD

[Catox]

Besides im the one with penis envy. :D
I wanna be a Bro.

aah... if only RaTe's bio-chemical laboratory existed...
erm... the slope is getting slippery ^^

[jorgebonafe]

not to mention i drink like a one eyed sailor! XD

Does one eyed sailors drink more than two eyed sailors?

[Elevatator]

The quality of the alcohole was not always good. Sometimes there was methanol and not just ethanol in the drink. Methanol can damage your eyes, if you drink it. But you would be blind on both eyes, I think

[jorgebonafe]

The quality of the alcohole was not always good. Sometimes there was methanol and not just ethanol in the drink. Methanol can damage your eyes, if you drink it. But you would be blind on both eyes, I think

Lol, is this seriously the origin of this expression? XD

[Elevatator]

Maybe. Even if pirats have been no scientists, they propably realized that the blind one has been filled with alcohol like the dead sea with salt.
But its more realistic that it have been accidents, or like mythbusters proofed, for nightvision.
Seeing in the dark is a big plus point, and if you are well prepared for fights in the night, you are winning and you get rich. And a rich pirate drinks much and often.

God. We get off-topic in an off-topic thread

[Awfulcopter]

The quality of the alcohole was not always good. Sometimes there was methanol and not just ethanol in the drink. Methanol can damage your eyes, if you drink it. But you would be blind on both eyes, I think

Lol, is this seriously the origin of this expression? XD

Methanol distillation wasn't invented until the Pirates of the Spanish main had faded into history. It isn't likely any of them went blind drinking Methyl

[finite8]

Guys click spoilers there is pics.... :3 silly boys

It's the reward they're talking about ;)

... the cake is good. It's so delicious and moist.

[Horizon]

The cake i- screw it, I'm not making that joke.

[Poppycocks]

So, cake is the latest nickname for that, huh?

Who would have guessed.

I like my cake delicious and moist.

[finite8]

So, cake is the latest nickname for that, huh?

Who would have guessed.

I like my cake delicious and moist.

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