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Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:24 am
by FlowerChild
...like having no limbs, and only a cart...
EDIT: Damn it! Cart was used!
<hangs head in shame>
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:26 am
by BinoAl
FlowerChild wrote:...like having no limbs, and only a cart...
EDIT: Damn it! Cart was used!
<hangs head in shame>
*starts beatboxing*
I was enjoying this thread, all the poetry I read,
was really pretty sweet.
Now you're reusing words, and you know, that hurts,
so just admit defeat!
*drops mic*
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:30 am
by Ribky
Oh snap.
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:32 am
by FlowerChild
Ribky wrote:Oh snap.
That rhymes with pap.
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:32 am
by BinoAl
FlowerChild wrote:Ribky wrote:Oh snap.
That rhymes with pap.
*clap* *clap*
See what I did there?
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:35 am
by FlowerChild
BinoAl wrote:
*clap* *clap*
See what I did there?
Now...now...that's really not fair.
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:36 am
by Horizon
Your rhymes are crap.
/sarcasm
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:46 am
by BinoAl
FlowerChild wrote:BinoAl wrote:
*clap* *clap*
See what I did there?
Now...now...that's really not fair.
But... It's just so fun! I HAD to share! :)
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:55 am
by Utterbob
BinoAl wrote:But... It's just so fun! I HAD to share! :)
How thoughtful; to share is to care
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:57 am
by FlowerChild
Utterbob wrote:
How thoughtful; to share is to care
I think this rhyme needs to rapidly grow a pair
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:04 am
by Noodlerex
like I once found on a woman previously so fair...
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:17 am
by Ribky
then I brought her home and made myself an heir ;)
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:30 am
by Elensaar
So if you're wondering about that stain on the chair...
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:08 am
by FlowerChild
Elensaar wrote:So if you're wondering about that stain on the chair...
...you'd best be more concerned with that in your hair...
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:10 am
by Elensaar
FlowerChild wrote:...you'd best be more concerned with that in your hair...
But it washes out fine, or so I hear.
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:11 am
by Ribky
just make sure to scrub well behind your ears
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:14 am
by FlowerChild
now now my dear, there's no need for tears
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:21 am
by BinoAl
This thread is rapidly making me fear
for all the users posting here.
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:27 am
by Ribky
Fuck it then, let's go get beer.
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:31 am
by FlowerChild
BinoAl wrote:This thread is rapidly making me fear
for all the users posting here.
Someone doesn't understand the rules, and it is rather queer
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:44 am
by Elensaar
Fearing for users seems like a hassle,
I'll rather go drink an ice-cold Newcastle
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:52 am
by SgtChuckle
...Dammit, not poetry again, you assholes!
Now, I must say that these rhymes are atrocious,
But at least I have an opportunity to use supercalifragilisticexpealidoshus.
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:01 am
by Rianaru
That was rather precocious...
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:15 am
by haphazardnuke
C c c combo-
breaking post is a haiku.
A tautology.
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:19 am
by Rianaru
Haikus can be fun.
But they don't always make sense.
Refrigerator.
(I'm sure everyone
knows this one, but I had to
use it here haha)