what's a screw's use in SMP?

Glace1221 · Post by **Glace1221** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:57 pm

How does a screw play a role in role-playing on SMP servers when combined with tanned leather armor? I don't see any recipe where a screw can be combined with tanned leather armor.

Splee999 · Post by **Splee999** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:59 pm

When two people perverts love each other very much...

finite8 · Post by **finite8** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:01 pm

Giggidy

Post by **FlowerChild** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:09 pm

redrew89 · Post by **redrew89** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:10 pm

Glace1221 wrote:How does a screw play a role in role-playing on SMP servers when combined with tanned leather armor? I don't see any recipe where a screw can be combined with tanned leather armor.

....Oh, wait. I was going to link to the Wiki page, and realized that's where this came from... Wait, what?!

FlowerChild wrote:<face palm>

My thoughts, exactly.

odranoel · Post by **odranoel** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:27 pm

lol, what everyone is trying to say is their is no spoon, er i mean use for screw's in smp. (other then screw pumps) you need to realize FC can be very sarcastic at time's and very mysterious at others. you just need to learn to tell the difference between when hes being sarcastic, and when he really trying to tell us something.

don't feel bad tho, ill admit that when i first read that, i too wondered for a moment if he was trying to say something else with that, or if he was just being his goofy self. in these cases i always apply "WWSS?" (What Would Spoc Say?) in this case he said "Captain, logic dictates that the last sentence you read was meant to be a subtle and sarcastic reference to sodomy, especially considering tanned leather's use to make very suggestive seeming gimp suit's and breeding harnesses."

thank you spoc! what would i do without you!

Post by **Battosay** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:34 pm

Wait .. what ?
Dafuq ?!

odranoel · Post by **odranoel** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:39 pm

Battosay wrote:Wait .. what ?
Dafuq ?!

lol, hes refering to the screw's description in the BTW MCF OP.

Screw: A precision crafted iron spiral, the Screw is an integral component in the creation of the Screw Pump. It also serves a dual purpose in role-playing on SMP servers, especially when used in combination with Tanned Leather Armor.

lulz

Glace1221 · Post by **Glace1221** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:46 pm

Actually, I already knew that it was a BDSM joke. I just posted this to see people's reactions.

I hope nobody has a problem with that. It's a clever joke! I just wanted to point it out as well.

Blazara · Post by **Blazara** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:53 pm

...incredible.

odranoel · Post by **odranoel** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:57 pm

Spoiler

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Extreme Boyheat · Post by **Extreme Boyheat** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:32 pm

This thread made me throw up a little in my mouth. :(

destineternel · Post by **destineternel** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:35 pm

first it was FC planning on wearing pants for Halloween, now this thread.

awesome!

FaceFoiled · Post by **FaceFoiled** » Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:12 pm

I was linked a gif earlier today at work, and was hoping to get a chance and use it myself.. So I guess, thanks? :P

Glace1221 · Post by **Glace1221** » Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:05 pm

No, thank you! I actually find the responses and reactions, especially the gif, more funny than the joke itself! :D I was actually kind of afraid that I would get banned for this thread, but FC possibly would have banned me for something else or to make room for a more active and well-known member anyways! No offense, FC.

Elevatator · Post by **Elevatator** » Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:37 pm

I think more dangerous than making a troll joke is saying "I propably get banned, [...]".

Post by **FlowerChild** » Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:38 pm

Elevatator wrote:I think more dangerous than making a troll joke is saying "I propably get banned, [...]".

This.

I didn't appreciate the giant troll-pic without spoilers, but on the other hand, didn't take offense at any of the rest of the thread.

However...intentionally taking an action you think is likely to get you banned...

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