Poetry Sharing Thread

Post by **FlowerChild** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:24 am

...like having no limbs, and only a cart...

EDIT: Damn it! Cart was used!

<hangs head in shame>

BinoAl · Post by **BinoAl** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:26 am

FlowerChild wrote:...like having no limbs, and only a cart...

EDIT: Damn it! Cart was used!

<hangs head in shame>

*starts beatboxing*
I was enjoying this thread, all the poetry I read,
was really pretty sweet.
Now you're reusing words, and you know, that hurts,
so just admit defeat!
*drops mic*

Ribky · Post by **Ribky** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:30 am

Oh snap.

Post by **FlowerChild** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:32 am

Ribky wrote:Oh snap.

That rhymes with pap.

BinoAl · Post by **BinoAl** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:32 am

FlowerChild wrote:
Ribky wrote:Oh snap.
That rhymes with pap.

*clap* *clap*
See what I did there?

Post by **FlowerChild** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:35 am

BinoAl wrote: *clap* *clap*
See what I did there?

Now...now...that's really not fair.

Horizon · Post by **Horizon** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:36 am

Your rhymes are crap.
/sarcasm

BinoAl · Post by **BinoAl** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:46 am

FlowerChild wrote:
BinoAl wrote: *clap* *clap*
See what I did there?
Now...now...that's really not fair.

But... It's just so fun! I HAD to share! :)

Utterbob · Post by **Utterbob** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:55 am

BinoAl wrote:But... It's just so fun! I HAD to share! :)

How thoughtful; to share is to care

Post by **FlowerChild** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:57 am

Utterbob wrote: How thoughtful; to share is to care

I think this rhyme needs to rapidly grow a pair

Noodlerex · Post by **Noodlerex** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:04 am

like I once found on a woman previously so fair...

Ribky · Post by **Ribky** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:17 am

then I brought her home and made myself an heir ;)

Elensaar · Post by **Elensaar** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:30 am

So if you're wondering about that stain on the chair...

Post by **FlowerChild** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:08 am

Elensaar wrote:So if you're wondering about that stain on the chair...

...you'd best be more concerned with that in your hair...

Elensaar · Post by **Elensaar** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:10 am

FlowerChild wrote:...you'd best be more concerned with that in your hair...

But it washes out fine, or so I hear.

Ribky · Post by **Ribky** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:11 am

just make sure to scrub well behind your ears

Post by **FlowerChild** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:14 am

now now my dear, there's no need for tears

BinoAl · Post by **BinoAl** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:21 am

This thread is rapidly making me fear
for all the users posting here.

Ribky · Post by **Ribky** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:27 am

Fuck it then, let's go get beer.

Post by **FlowerChild** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:31 am

BinoAl wrote:This thread is rapidly making me fear
for all the users posting here.

Someone doesn't understand the rules, and it is rather queer

Elensaar · Post by **Elensaar** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:44 am

Fearing for users seems like a hassle,
I'll rather go drink an ice-cold Newcastle

SgtChuckle · Post by **SgtChuckle** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:52 am

...Dammit, not poetry again, you assholes!

Now, I must say that these rhymes are atrocious,
But at least I have an opportunity to use supercalifragilisticexpealidoshus.

Rianaru · Post by **Rianaru** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:01 am

That was rather precocious...

haphazardnuke · Post by **haphazardnuke** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:15 am

C c c combo-
breaking post is a haiku.
A tautology.

Rianaru · Post by **Rianaru** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:19 am

Haikus can be fun.
But they don't always make sense.
Refrigerator.
(I'm sure everyone
knows this one, but I had to
use it here haha)

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