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Not to see the sun
Nothing left to do, but
Run, run, run"
House upon a hill,
Moon is lying still,
Shadows of the trees
Witnessing a cold breeze
Come on baby run with me, lets run!"
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Ferrus.Manus
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House upon a hill,
Moon is lying still,
Shadows of the trees
Witnessing a cold breeze
Come on baby run with me, lets run!"
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ilovekintoki
- Posts: 162
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One another Zen Buddhist koan (if I remember right)
'Expecting from someone to be nice with you, just because you was nice with him, is like expecting from the tiger not to eat you, because you're a vegetarian.'
'Expecting from someone to be nice with you, just because you was nice with him, is like expecting from the tiger not to eat you, because you're a vegetarian.'
'Who want's to do, will always find a solution. Who Doesn't want to do, will always find an excuse.'
'If you want to teach something, you shall be the liveing example of it.'
'If you want to teach something, you shall be the liveing example of it.'
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lots of great quotes, here's another
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-- Socrates
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-- Socrates
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!"
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Obey gravity. It's the law.
______^^______*~ = A snake that ate an M
Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
Jesus can walk on water, and humans are 70% water. I can walk on humans therefore I am 70% Jesus.
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you
Just of few from my ever expanding quote notepad file.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!"
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Obey gravity. It's the law.
______^^______*~ = A snake that ate an M
Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
Jesus can walk on water, and humans are 70% water. I can walk on humans therefore I am 70% Jesus.
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you
Just of few from my ever expanding quote notepad file.
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How can you find out if you're a counter strike addict?
You switch to knife on phisycal education class to run faster.
(there's plenty more, but I only could remember this one)
You switch to knife on phisycal education class to run faster.
(there's plenty more, but I only could remember this one)
'Who want's to do, will always find a solution. Who Doesn't want to do, will always find an excuse.'
'If you want to teach something, you shall be the liveing example of it.'
'If you want to teach something, you shall be the liveing example of it.'
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"If at first you don't succeed, ↓, ↘, →, Punch" - Ryu
Flowerchild (IRC) wrote:I'm not trying to stop you BTW ..., I'm saying that I think you're a piece of shit...not the same thing
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"My friends call me Hadouken, 'cause I'm down right fierce!"finite8 wrote:"If at first you don't succeed, ↓, ↘, →, Punch" - Ryu
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Isaac: "Listen to me. This is real freedom, freedom to own property, make a profit, make your life. The West, so afraid of strong government, now has no government. Only financial power."
JC Denton: "Our governments have limited power by design."
Isaac: "Rhetoric--and you believe it! Don’t you know where those slogans come from?"
JC Denton: "I give up."
Isaac: "Well-paid researchers - how do you say it? - 'think tanks,' funded by big businesses. What is that? A 'think tank'?"
JC Denton: "Hardly as sinister as a dictator, like China’s Premier."
Isaac: "It’s privately-funded propaganda. The Trilateral Commission in the United States for instance."
JC Denton: "The separation of powers acknowledges the petty ambitions of individuals; that’s its strength."
Isaac: "A system organized around the weakest qualities of individuals will produce these same qualities in its leaders."
JC Denton: "Perhaps certain qualities are an inseparable part of human nature.
Isaac: "The mark of the educated man is the suppression of these qualities in favor of better ones. The same is true of civilization."
//Deus Ex
Just one of the reasons why I still consider Deus Ex, a game that's over ten years old, to be awesome. That's not even a discussion with any of the major characters, merely a bartender in Hong-Kong.
JC Denton: "Our governments have limited power by design."
Isaac: "Rhetoric--and you believe it! Don’t you know where those slogans come from?"
JC Denton: "I give up."
Isaac: "Well-paid researchers - how do you say it? - 'think tanks,' funded by big businesses. What is that? A 'think tank'?"
JC Denton: "Hardly as sinister as a dictator, like China’s Premier."
Isaac: "It’s privately-funded propaganda. The Trilateral Commission in the United States for instance."
JC Denton: "The separation of powers acknowledges the petty ambitions of individuals; that’s its strength."
Isaac: "A system organized around the weakest qualities of individuals will produce these same qualities in its leaders."
JC Denton: "Perhaps certain qualities are an inseparable part of human nature.
Isaac: "The mark of the educated man is the suppression of these qualities in favor of better ones. The same is true of civilization."
//Deus Ex
Just one of the reasons why I still consider Deus Ex, a game that's over ten years old, to be awesome. That's not even a discussion with any of the major characters, merely a bartender in Hong-Kong.
FlowerChild: Ice in deserts is a good idea
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"No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them." -Homer Simpson
Just for the lawls
Just for the lawls
Or, maybe not...
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Or, how bout' this one: The early bird gets the worm, the early worm gets eaten. :p
Or, maybe not...
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.splunker1 wrote:Or, how bout' this one: The early bird gets the worm, the early worm gets eaten. :p
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An apple a day keep the doctor away ... But you have to aim well !!!
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AK vs. AR vs. Mosin Nagant.
AK-47: It works though you have never cleaned it. Ever.
AR-15: You have $9 per ounce special non-detergent synthetic Teflon
infused oil for cleaning.
Mosin-Nagant: It was last cleaned in Berlin in 1945.
AK-47: You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from inside.
AR-15: You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from 600 meters.
Mosin-Nagant: You can hit the barn from two miles away.
AK-47: Cheap mags are fun to buy.
AR-15: Cheap mags melt.
Mosin-Nagant: What's a mag?
AK-47: Your safety can be heard from 300 meters away.
AR-15 You can silently flip off the safety with your finger on the
trigger.
Mosin-Nagant: What's a safety?
AK-47: Your rifle comes with a cheap nylon sling.
AR-15: Your rifle has a 9-point stealth tactical suspension system.
Mosin-Nagant: Your rifle has a dog collar.
AK: Your bayonet makes a good wire cutter.
AR-15: Your bayonet is actually a pretty good steak knife.
Mosin-Nagant: Your bayonet is longer than your leg.
AK-47: You can put a .30" hole through 12" of oak.
AR-15: You can put one hole in a paper target at 100 meters with 10
rounds.
Mosin-Nagant: You knock down everyone else's target with the shock
wave of your bullet going downrange.
AK-47: When out of ammo, your rifle will nominally pass as a club.
AR-15: When out of ammo, your rifle makes a great wiffle bat.
Mosin-Nagant: When out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war club,
pike, boat oar, tent pole, or firewood.
AK-47: Recoil is manageable, even fun.
AR-15: What's a recoil?
Mosin-Nagant: Recoil is often used to fix shoulders dislocated by the
previous shot.
AK-47: Your sight adjustment goes to 10, and you've never bothered
moving it.
AR-15: Your sight adjustment is incremented in fractions of minute of
angle.
Mosin-Nagant: Your sight adjustment goes to 2000 meters, and you've
actually tried it.
AK-47: Your rifle can be used by any two-bit nation's most illiterate
conscripts to fight elite forces worldwide.
AR-15: Your rifle is used by elite forces worldwide to fight two-bit
nations' most illiterate conscripts.
Mosin-Nagant: Your rifle has fought against itself - and won every
time.
AK-47: Your rifle won some revolutions.
AR-15: Your rifle drove Saddam out of Kuwait.
Mosin-Nagant: Your rifle won a pole vault event.
AK-47: You paid $330.
AR-15: You paid $900.
Mosin-Nagant: You paid $59.95.
AK-47: You buy cheap ammo by the case.
AR-15: You lovingly reload precision crafted rounds one by one.
Mosin-Nagant: You dig your ammo out of a farmer's field in Ukraine and
it works just fine.
AK-47: You can intimidate your foe with the bayonet mounted.
AR-15: Your foes laugh when you mount your bayonet.
Mosin-Nagant: You can bayonet your foe on the other side of the stream
without leaving the comfort of your hole.
AK-47: Any fool can be taught to field strip it.
AR-15: Anyone with an IQ over 160 can be taught to field strip it.
Mosin-Nagant: What's field stripping?
AK-47: Service life, 50 years.
AR-15: Service life, 40 years.
Mosin-Nagant: Service life, 101 years, and counting.
AK-47: It's easier to buy a new rifle when you want to change
cartridge
sizes.
AR-15: You can change cartridge sizes with the push of a couple of
pins
and a new upper.
Mosin-Nagant: You believe no real man would dare risk the ridicule of
his friends by suggesting there is anything but 7.62x54 R.
AK-47: You can repair your rifle with a big hammer and a swift kick.
AR-15: You can repair your rifle by taking it to a certified gunsmith,
if it's under warranty!
Mosin-Nagant: If your rifle breaks, you pick up another one.
AK-47: You consider it a badge of honor when you get your handguards
to
burst into flames.
AR-15: You consider it a badge of honor when you shoot a sub-MOA 5
shot
group.
Mosin-Nagant: You consider it a badge of honor when you cycle 5 rounds
without the aid of a 2x4.
AK-47: You can accessorize you rifle with a new muzzle brake or a nice
stock set.
AR-15: Your rifle's accessories are eight times more valuable than
your
rifle.
Mosin-Nagant: Your rifle's accessory is a small tin can with a funny
lid, but it's buried under an apartment building somewhere in
Budapest.
AK-47: Your rifle's finish is varnish and paint.
AR-15: Your rifle's finish is Teflon and high-tech polymers.
Mosin-Nagant: Your rifle's finish is low-grade shellac, cosmoline, and
Olga's toe nails.
AK-47: After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for a stiff
shot of vodka.
AR-15: After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for hot dogs
and apple pie.
Mosin-Nagant: After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for
shishkabob.
AK-47: After a long day the range, you relax by watching Red Dawn.
AR-15: After a long day at the range, you relax by watching Black Hawk
Down.
Mosin-Nagant: After a long day at the range, you relax by visiting the
chiropractor.
AK-47: Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to hold your
rifle over your head and shout "Wolverines!
"
AR-15: Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to clear
your
house, slicing the pie from room to room.
Mosin-Nagant: Late at night, you sometimes have to fight the urge to
dig a fighting trench in the yard to sleep in.
AK-47: Your wife tolerates your autographed framed picture of Mikhail
Kalashnikov.
AR-15: Your wife tolerates your autographed framed picture of Eugene
Stoner.
Mosin-Nagant: Are there even photographs of Sergi Ivanovich Mosin and Leon Nagant?
AK-47: It works though you have never cleaned it. Ever.
AR-15: You have $9 per ounce special non-detergent synthetic Teflon
infused oil for cleaning.
Mosin-Nagant: It was last cleaned in Berlin in 1945.
AK-47: You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from inside.
AR-15: You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from 600 meters.
Mosin-Nagant: You can hit the barn from two miles away.
AK-47: Cheap mags are fun to buy.
AR-15: Cheap mags melt.
Mosin-Nagant: What's a mag?
AK-47: Your safety can be heard from 300 meters away.
AR-15 You can silently flip off the safety with your finger on the
trigger.
Mosin-Nagant: What's a safety?
AK-47: Your rifle comes with a cheap nylon sling.
AR-15: Your rifle has a 9-point stealth tactical suspension system.
Mosin-Nagant: Your rifle has a dog collar.
AK: Your bayonet makes a good wire cutter.
AR-15: Your bayonet is actually a pretty good steak knife.
Mosin-Nagant: Your bayonet is longer than your leg.
AK-47: You can put a .30" hole through 12" of oak.
AR-15: You can put one hole in a paper target at 100 meters with 10
rounds.
Mosin-Nagant: You knock down everyone else's target with the shock
wave of your bullet going downrange.
AK-47: When out of ammo, your rifle will nominally pass as a club.
AR-15: When out of ammo, your rifle makes a great wiffle bat.
Mosin-Nagant: When out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war club,
pike, boat oar, tent pole, or firewood.
AK-47: Recoil is manageable, even fun.
AR-15: What's a recoil?
Mosin-Nagant: Recoil is often used to fix shoulders dislocated by the
previous shot.
AK-47: Your sight adjustment goes to 10, and you've never bothered
moving it.
AR-15: Your sight adjustment is incremented in fractions of minute of
angle.
Mosin-Nagant: Your sight adjustment goes to 2000 meters, and you've
actually tried it.
AK-47: Your rifle can be used by any two-bit nation's most illiterate
conscripts to fight elite forces worldwide.
AR-15: Your rifle is used by elite forces worldwide to fight two-bit
nations' most illiterate conscripts.
Mosin-Nagant: Your rifle has fought against itself - and won every
time.
AK-47: Your rifle won some revolutions.
AR-15: Your rifle drove Saddam out of Kuwait.
Mosin-Nagant: Your rifle won a pole vault event.
AK-47: You paid $330.
AR-15: You paid $900.
Mosin-Nagant: You paid $59.95.
AK-47: You buy cheap ammo by the case.
AR-15: You lovingly reload precision crafted rounds one by one.
Mosin-Nagant: You dig your ammo out of a farmer's field in Ukraine and
it works just fine.
AK-47: You can intimidate your foe with the bayonet mounted.
AR-15: Your foes laugh when you mount your bayonet.
Mosin-Nagant: You can bayonet your foe on the other side of the stream
without leaving the comfort of your hole.
AK-47: Any fool can be taught to field strip it.
AR-15: Anyone with an IQ over 160 can be taught to field strip it.
Mosin-Nagant: What's field stripping?
AK-47: Service life, 50 years.
AR-15: Service life, 40 years.
Mosin-Nagant: Service life, 101 years, and counting.
AK-47: It's easier to buy a new rifle when you want to change
cartridge
sizes.
AR-15: You can change cartridge sizes with the push of a couple of
pins
and a new upper.
Mosin-Nagant: You believe no real man would dare risk the ridicule of
his friends by suggesting there is anything but 7.62x54 R.
AK-47: You can repair your rifle with a big hammer and a swift kick.
AR-15: You can repair your rifle by taking it to a certified gunsmith,
if it's under warranty!
Mosin-Nagant: If your rifle breaks, you pick up another one.
AK-47: You consider it a badge of honor when you get your handguards
to
burst into flames.
AR-15: You consider it a badge of honor when you shoot a sub-MOA 5
shot
group.
Mosin-Nagant: You consider it a badge of honor when you cycle 5 rounds
without the aid of a 2x4.
AK-47: You can accessorize you rifle with a new muzzle brake or a nice
stock set.
AR-15: Your rifle's accessories are eight times more valuable than
your
rifle.
Mosin-Nagant: Your rifle's accessory is a small tin can with a funny
lid, but it's buried under an apartment building somewhere in
Budapest.
AK-47: Your rifle's finish is varnish and paint.
AR-15: Your rifle's finish is Teflon and high-tech polymers.
Mosin-Nagant: Your rifle's finish is low-grade shellac, cosmoline, and
Olga's toe nails.
AK-47: After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for a stiff
shot of vodka.
AR-15: After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for hot dogs
and apple pie.
Mosin-Nagant: After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for
shishkabob.
AK-47: After a long day the range, you relax by watching Red Dawn.
AR-15: After a long day at the range, you relax by watching Black Hawk
Down.
Mosin-Nagant: After a long day at the range, you relax by visiting the
chiropractor.
AK-47: Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to hold your
rifle over your head and shout "Wolverines!
"
AR-15: Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to clear
your
house, slicing the pie from room to room.
Mosin-Nagant: Late at night, you sometimes have to fight the urge to
dig a fighting trench in the yard to sleep in.
AK-47: Your wife tolerates your autographed framed picture of Mikhail
Kalashnikov.
AR-15: Your wife tolerates your autographed framed picture of Eugene
Stoner.
Mosin-Nagant: Are there even photographs of Sergi Ivanovich Mosin and Leon Nagant?
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I almost forgot how fun Mosin Nagants are.Brethern wrote:AK vs. AR vs. Mosin Nagant.
Almost.
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morvelaira
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"It is better to keep ones mouth closed and be thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln
She-who-bears the right of Prima Squee-ti
I make BTW videos! http://www.youtube.com/user/morvelaira
The kitten is traumatized by stupid. Please stop abusing the kitten.
I make BTW videos! http://www.youtube.com/user/morvelaira
The kitten is traumatized by stupid. Please stop abusing the kitten.
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Related;
"Light travels faster than sound. That's why people can appear bright, until they open their mouths to speak."
And a little gem I've been working on;
"Curiosity always turns a profit. Give someone a penny for their thoughts, and they'll give you their two cents."
"Light travels faster than sound. That's why people can appear bright, until they open their mouths to speak."
And a little gem I've been working on;
"Curiosity always turns a profit. Give someone a penny for their thoughts, and they'll give you their two cents."
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"A stroll through an insane asylum shows that faith proves nothing"
-Friedrick Nietzsche
-Friedrick Nietzsche
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joetalbot1
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"Life is funny. Death is part of life. Death is funny. QED."
"1000 monkeys with typewriters+ infinite time= Shakespear. 3 monkeys with typewriters+ 5 minutes= your poem."
"'Godd@mn man you f*cked your sh*t up.' Yeah, nice assessment there, Cletus."
"1000 monkeys with typewriters+ infinite time= Shakespear. 3 monkeys with typewriters+ 5 minutes= your poem."
"'Godd@mn man you f*cked your sh*t up.' Yeah, nice assessment there, Cletus."
Bucket list:
Visit Antarctica. check
Nearly cause a flame war over MLP. check
Cost Flowerchild some sanity. check
Say,"I've seen everything, now to die." why would I?
Visit Antarctica. check
Nearly cause a flame war over MLP. check
Cost Flowerchild some sanity. check
Say,"I've seen everything, now to die." why would I?
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''Do not confuse the reality with the News, nor with your dreams.''
''Screw me once, shame on you. Screw me twice, shame on me.''
''Screw me once, shame on you. Screw me twice, shame on me.''
'Who want's to do, will always find a solution. Who Doesn't want to do, will always find an excuse.'
'If you want to teach something, you shall be the liveing example of it.'
'If you want to teach something, you shall be the liveing example of it.'
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"There is no truth in the news and no news in the truth."
Still fits with the media today but the origin is in Soviet during the 30's-40's when the two major papers were Pravda (Truth) and Izvestia (News - the Communist Party's official newspaper)
Still fits with the media today but the origin is in Soviet during the 30's-40's when the two major papers were Pravda (Truth) and Izvestia (News - the Communist Party's official newspaper)
FlowerChild: Ice in deserts is a good idea
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DaveYanakov
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She's actually just a kid whose mother paid US$4.000.00 to get the video produced. Then it went viral and now she has a (thankfully silent) role in a Katy Perry video about how fun it is to get incredibly drunk before being nailed by two dudes at once.Battosay wrote:Wait, because it's a famous "singer" (or should I say auto-tuned dog barking ?) ?ilovekintoki wrote:I know that song's lyrics by heart. Is that disturbing or awesome?
Damn, we're doomed. I miss the Rolling Stones.
"I'm so meta, even this acronym" - Douglas Hofstadter
Better is the enemy of Good
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areuthere6
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Got to love xkcd.DaveYanakov wrote: "I'm so meta, even this acronym" - Douglas Hofstadter
My personal favourite happens to be a 3 page long extract from a scanner darkly by philip k dick (so the term 'quote' being used lightly there), but here's a different one:
In the beginning, the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry, and has widely been regarded as a 'bad move'