What the Wiki would look like if we were more hood.

ehsanmp · Post by **ehsanmp** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:30 am

So, I found an amazing toy called Gizoogle, and I ran the wiki through it. Get ready to meet your new best friend.

Click here to entertain yourself

Much love to "FlowerLil Pimp"

EDIT: Also here is FlowerLil Pimp's changelog

Mason11987 · Post by **Mason11987** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:44 am

-Changed tha vanilla enchantment table ta no longer be able ta enchant bows n' wood tools (the latter fo' consistency, implyin dat wood be a particularly hard as fuck material ta enchant). This is strictly tha domain of tha infernal enchanter now, nahmeean?

This is great! lol

ehsanmp · Post by **ehsanmp** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:48 am

Mason11987 wrote:This is great! lol

My favourite parts are the announcements for new Hardcore modes.

Added Hardcore Explosives ta tha mod. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

logorouge · Post by **logorouge** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 9:13 am

Ok, I will admit I laugh when I opened the wiki and saw the intro with Better Than Wolves adding "freshly smoked up shit n' blocks yo" and that the mod maintained the "original gangsta feel of Minecraft".

lifeiwater · Post by **lifeiwater** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 9:17 am

Ehsan is at it again. Your links are always way out there, where do you find this stuff :P

Jesar · Post by **Jesar** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 9:20 am

I lost it at the mechanical juice bit.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 9:22 am

With tha Better Than Wolves mod, tha phattest addizzle ta Minecraft gameplay is tha addizzle of mechanical juice n' mechanical devices like fuckin Gin N Juice Wheels.

Quoted for truth. Gin N Juice Wheels mothafucka. *turns hat sideways, leans back*

ehsanmp · Post by **ehsanmp** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 9:50 am

Rob wrote: Quoted for truth. Gin N Juice Wheels mothafucka. *turns hat sideways, leans back*

For further clarity

FlowerLil Pimp wrote:Da Gin N Juice Wheel be a big-ass mechanical device capable of supplyin mechanical power ta tha axle ta which it be attached. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! It may only be attached ta a axle, n' will automatically adjust its orientation ta match its mount. It can not be placed horizizzletally. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.

Chomamonka · Post by **Chomamonka** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:29 am

I am never reading a regular change log again! XD the translated version should always be spoilered at the end of the original post I feel.

WeedFather · Post by **WeedFather** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:44 am

I'm offensive, and I find this black.

The changelogs are always nice to read, but this is so much better than reading the vanilla changelogs! Hey! Just like how playing BTW is better than playing vanilla Minecraft!

Splee999 · Post by **Splee999** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:06 pm

So is this an automatic conversion, or did someone actually bang this out? 'Cause some of these are pretty hilarious...

-Changed tha name of tha "Hunger" status effect ta "Chicken Poisoning" fo' tha sake of clarity.

-Removed tha option ta disable Hardcore Spawn. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. With tha addizzle of Soul Sand Piles, dis feature is now finalized, n' itz simply tha way BTW plays.

Added Hardcore Of Darkness ta tha mod. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This consistz of two things: first, areas dat is up in total darknizz (note, dis do not apply above ground where ambient light will always allow you ta see), will step tha fuck up straight-up pitch black regardless of yo' gamma settings. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.

Elevatator · Post by **Elevatator** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:19 pm

Splee999 wrote:So is this an automatic conversion, or did someone actually bang this out? 'Cause some of these are pretty hilarious...

Splee999 wrote:So is dis a automatic conversion, or did one of mah thugs muthafuckin bang dis out, biatch? 'Cause a shitload of these is pretty hilarious...

It's an automatic converter:
http://www.gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php? ... is+Shiznit

ehsanmp · Post by **ehsanmp** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:46 pm

This just gets better and better. I'm going to make a bookmark for the chizzlelogs and access them like this from now on. Chicken 'n' Gravy for life homies.

FlowerLil Pimp wrote:Changed creepers so dat they aint gonna drop recordz if deoystered. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! They're just too pissed off ta appreciate phat noize anymore.

Taleric · Post by **Taleric** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:48 pm

So good :P

Added Hardcore Beacons as a freshly smoked up mod feature. This straight-up revamps tha way vanilla beacons work ta make dem mo' hard as fuck ta construct, mo' bangin (as in...not useless), n' WAY mo' horny-ass overall. Da detailz of dis system is left ta tha playa ta discover. Note dat mo' beacon types is on they way yo, but tha shiznit dat is up in there already is so def dat I wanted ta git it up while I work on tha rest :)

Post by **FlowerChild** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:13 pm

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