The official: "AAAAHHH!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!" thread

[Sarudak]

Well one of them has to be right eventually right?

[Kombucha]

Well one of them has to be right eventually right?

I'm a fan of c. 22,000,000,000 when the universe will theoretically be ripped apart by its own continual expansion.

Mark your calendars folks!

[Sarudak]

My calendar doesn't go that far into the future... *doubletake* But wait.. That means the world is going to end on December 31, 2099!

[FlowerChild]

You know what's annoying? People that choose to use any holiday as an excuse to comment on why it's not actually supposed to occur on that date.

No one really cares when you're having a good time man, with one excuse being as good as another to have a party as long as people decide it's a "thing".

I don't think anyone here is taking any of this 2012 stuff seriously. Sit back, enjoy the party, and go back to being dull tomorrow.

[Extreme Boyheat]

Some days I wonder at the implication that would happen if there was a massive shift in the Earths gravitational field.
Then I open a beer.

[Kombucha]

I've elected instead to watch youtube videos of this guy playing MC drunk.

"At least... at least I'm not getting shot at by Ghasts. Who shoots fireballs at a guy just tryin' to catch a break? Those guys are assholes... more like... 'Assts'... gonna punch him in the butt with a log..."

[Pucc]

You know I've always thought a zombie apocalypse would be good for my health. I do need a good run around.

[XantyZon]

Some days I wonder at the implication that would happen if there was a massive shift in the Earths gravitational field.
Then I open a beer.

I'm not sure if I follow on this. Magnetic fields shift if that's what you mean.

[walker_boh_65]

The world's gonna end, and I still don't have my hoverboard.

[Kombucha]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFkQaCYc3k0

"Thank you for inviting me into your building... I like your building... it smells... like chickens... skeletons are mean"

[dawnraider]

Some days I wonder at the implication that would happen if there was a massive shift in the Earths gravitational field.
Then I open a beer.

I'm not sure if I follow on this. Magnetic fields shift if that's what you mean.

Proof against various theories. Don't read if you don't want the fun spoiled

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That theory is completely fake. While the field does occasionally shift, it takes thousands of years to do so, and the worst that would happen is that all compasses would have embarrassing marker markings to switch the directions. The idea that Nibiru, the hidden planet will crash into Earth is ridiculous. In the 600 years that man has gazed up at the stars, you think it would've been seen, not to mention that we would have months of notice. An asteroid would have a few days or weeks, and the same with comets, etc. The entire idea behind the date is stupid, too. First, they got the date wrong and it actually was supposed to have happened in June. Second, do you think they had reason to keep making the calendar 1500+ years into the future? Third, they may have just gotten killed, and obviously couldn't finish it. And fourth, and finally, this is the 14th (also heard 13th) time one of their cycles is ending. Any reason the world hasn't ended before?

[Ethinolicbob]

Yeah last day of the work for the year!
Now I can knock back a cold one and watch and see if it was my last day ever!

[Extreme Boyheat]

Some days I wonder at the implication that would happen if there was a massive shift in the Earths gravitational field.
Then I open a beer.

I'm not sure if I follow on this. Magnetic fields shift if that's what you mean.

Hence the beer. :P

[BigShinyToys]

If it is truly (and I dough it very much) the end of the world all I hope it is ends quickly.

[XantyZon]

I just realized something. The end of the world was actually a prophecy of RTH. Shit FC, even the Mayans knew about BTW.

[Elevatator]

Man, people talk about the apocalypse like there is no tomorrow.
But it´s a good excuse if you have no presents for christmas prepared.

[FlowerChild]

Man, people talk about the apocalypse like there is no tomorrow.
But it´s a good excuse if you have no presents for christmas prepared.

To be really thrifty...give away your stockpiles of bottled water, canned food and ammunition as Christmas gifts if the apocalypse falls through.

Win/win.

[logorouge]

Happy Ragnarok, everyone!

[FlowerChild]

Happy Ragnarok, everyone!

Damn it! We missed out on viking apocalypse on IRC last night :)

[Twitch]

You've got it all wrong! The world is going to end, and we will find ourselves standing in some hellish dimension, with Flowerchild in all his spiky exoskeletal (Not a word?.. Eh whatever) glory saying:

"...Welcome Home"

[EpicAaron]

End of the world wasn't so bad on my end. Did lose a few windows though.

[FlowerChild]

I'm so not dead yet :(

[Stormweaver]

Wait, so the hordes of undead out my window is just here then?

Damn.

[FlowerChild]

Wait, so the hordes of undead out my window is just here then?

Damn.

Don't tease me.

[dawnraider]

Yeah, a meteor took out my neighbor's house ;)